64種退休狀態，看看你屬于哪一種~哈哈哈，太有趣啦！放不開 <h3>來源：最美風情集</h3><div><br></div>退休百態歡迎對號入座<div><h3><br></h3><h3><strong>人生有福到退休，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>無拘無束得自由。<br><br></strong></h3><h3><strong>退休百態無美丑，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>自己喜歡是享受。</strong></h3><br><h3><strong><strong>1號：</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>愛賭的</strong><strong>昏天黑地麻將摟，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong><strong><strong>2號：</strong></strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>跳舞的</strong><strong>盼著天黑廣場秀；</strong></h3><br><h3><strong><strong><strong><strong>3號</strong></strong></strong>：</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>戶外的</strong><strong>深山溝里鉆樹叢，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>4號：</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>愛唱的</strong><strong>社區舞臺放歌喉。</strong></h3><br><h3></h3></div> <h3><strong>5號：</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>酒膩的</strong><strong>天天都是云霧罩，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>6號：</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>驢友的</strong><strong>騎車徒步聚山溝；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>7號：</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>節儉的</strong><strong>起早貪晚撿垃圾，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>8號：</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>玩花的</strong><strong>牡丹嫩芽催枝頭。</strong></h3></br><h3> <h3><strong>9號：</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>釣魚的</strong><strong>寒來暑往找水塘，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>10號:</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>養魚的</strong><strong>金龍錦鯉觀暢游；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>11<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>弄鳥的</strong><strong>一天到晚聽喳喳，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>12<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>走圈的</strong><strong>忘記膝蓋股骨頭。</strong></h3></br><h3> <h3><strong>13<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>炒股的</strong><strong>紅綠線上瞪圓眼，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>14<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>陪孫的</strong><strong>學校門口蹲守候；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>15<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>作詩的</strong><strong>搖頭晃腦找平仄，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>16<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>書畫的</strong><strong>哆哆嗦嗦耍筆頭。</strong></h3></br><h3> <h3><strong>17<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>讀書的</strong><strong>老眼昏花放大鏡，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>18<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>練武的</strong><strong>八卦太極汗衫透；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>19<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>做飯的</strong><strong>菜市灶房熏香味，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>20<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>守財的</strong><strong>算著存折湊零頭。</strong></h3></br><h3> <h3><strong>21<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>發明的</strong><strong>異想天開玩制造，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>22<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>創新的</strong><strong>老想再登新高樓；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>23<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>童心的</strong><strong>花樣翻新尋玩趣，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>24<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>戀舊的</strong><strong>天南海北聚學友。</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>25<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>健談的</strong><strong>三五成群侃大山，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>26<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>憤世的</strong><strong>馬路牙子罵不休；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>27<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>打球的</strong><strong>汗流浹背說痛快，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>28<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>下棋的</strong><strong>到處搜尋硬對手。</strong></h3></br><h3> <h3><strong>29<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>種植的</strong><strong>精心侍候小菜園，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>30<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>玩寵的</strong><strong>念念不忘溜達狗；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>31<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>信神的</strong><strong>念念有詞比虔誠，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>32<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>閑悶的</strong><strong>大街小巷自己溜。</strong></h3></br><h3> <h3><strong>33<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>有病的</strong><strong>泡在醫院養生館，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>34<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>博彩的</strong><strong>迷戀猜測五色球；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>35<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>微信的</strong><strong>嘰哩哇啦開視頻；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>36<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>看戲的</strong><strong>跟著劇情淚水流。</strong></h3></br><h3> <h3><strong>37<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>愛穿的</strong><strong>一天幾款模特步，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>38<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>健美的</strong><strong>喋喋不休比肥瘦；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>39<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>小心眼</strong><strong>成天琢磨沾便宜，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>40<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>孤僻的</strong><strong>窩在家里空憂愁。</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>41<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>粗魯的</strong><strong>氣壯如牛鼾聲響，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>42<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>禮貌的</strong><strong>溫文爾雅講問候；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>43<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>公益的</strong><strong>樂于助人做好事，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>44<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>陰暗的</strong><strong>煽風點火挑事由。</strong></h3></br><h3> <h3><strong>45<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>愛吹的</strong><strong>逢人炫耀想當年，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>46<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>嫉妒的</strong><strong>頓足捶胸恨呦呦；</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>47<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>怕老的</strong><strong>油光粉面裝青春，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>48<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>當官的</strong><strong>還覺比人高半頭。</strong></h3><br><h3><strong></strong></h3> <h3><strong>49<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>打工的</strong><strong>低三下四堆笑臉，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>50<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>放不下架的</strong><strong>遇人繞著走；</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>51<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>聰明的</strong><strong>該放手時能放手，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>52<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>固執的</strong><strong>生命不止不罷休。</strong></h3><br><h3><strong></strong></h3> </strong></h3></br><h3><strong>53<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>嘴碎的</strong><strong>嘟嘟囔囔不知累，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>54<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>心大的</strong><strong>身無老本也不愁；</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>55<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>底厚的</strong><strong>躲寒避暑當候鳥，</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>56<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>底薄的</strong><strong>一臺空調演春秋。</strong></h3></br><h3><strong> <br><h3><strong>57<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>有孫的</strong><strong>努力練習當孫子，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>58<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>空巢的</strong><strong>老伴依挎也風流；</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>59<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>無聊的</strong><strong>斜看鄰里論長短，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>60<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>忙事的</strong><strong>充實奔波多應酬。</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>61<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>寫作者</strong><strong>閑心著書回憶錄，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>62<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>手藝人</strong><strong>臺燈花鏡瞎鼓球；</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>63<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>篤情的</strong><strong>百花叢中有佳侶，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>64<strong>號:</strong></strong></h3><br><h3><strong>樂健的</strong><strong>和和睦睦能永久...</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>形形色色退休人，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>大千世界競風流；</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>自己高興是標準，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>不擾他人正享受。</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>上述崗位對號入，</strong></h3><br><h3><strong>都能活到九十九！</strong></h3><br><h3></h3> 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